101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart are amusing. I didn’t know there were 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Usually, I go to Walmart to shop and save money, and getting kicked out would ruin my day.
Okay, I can look back at me about 10 years ago. I was a teenager, and getting kicked out of Walmart would have been “cool”, a “rite of passage” to become “cool” in the eyes of your peers. Think back to heading to school on a Monday morning, and getting asked “what did you do this weekend?” Answering the question by saying “oh, I got kicked out of Walmart with my friends” would arouse interest in everything you had to say.
So how do you go about getting kicked out of Walmart? The focus should be on the creative, and go past the obvious (and highly illegal) way of trying to shoplift.
You could get kicked out of Walmart by racing electric shopping carts reserved for disabled shoppers.
You could get kicked out of Walmart by eating fruits and vegetables that are sold by weight. Eating a box of cookies isn’t likely to get you kicked out of Walmart, because you can simply scan the empty cookie box to pay for your consumed goods.
You could put Walmart lingerie on over your clothes, tuck a towel in the neck of your shirt and chase your friends around. That would get you kicked out for sure, except if management decides to call the men in white suits to pick you up.
Merinews.com has an exhaustive list of ways to get you kicked out of Walmart. However, I recommend just going to Walmart to do your shopping. Trying to be sarcastic, cute, or just plain annoying could land you in handcuffs or a straight jacket.
A-Rod Centaur? What’s the “A-Rod Centaur” drama about? The “A-Rod Centaur” painting above A-Rod’s bed is setting Twitter on fire.
A centaur is half-man, half-horse. Those who haven’t ever seen a centaur should watch the Narnia series, as there are many creatures such as centaurs featured in the popular Disney movies.
So why would A-Rod want to make a centaur painting in his likeness? Does the A-Rod centaur painting depict an explosive ego? Does A-Rod think he’s half-man, half-horse? Is A-Rod simply nothing more than a big fan of mystical creatures?
One of A-Rod’s ex-girlfriends spilled the beans on Alex Rodriguez, telling the world about not one – but two – A-Rod Centaur paintings in the baseball player’s home. Since then, various Twitter users have been poking fun of the athlete’s taste in artwork.
Here are some of the best Twitter Tweets centering on A-Rod’s Centaur paintings, compliments of the National Post:
@tofias: If I *had* to spend $15m a year, I’m sure I’d never get a portrait of myself as a centaur. Because griffins are way cooler. As are unicorns
@IamCentaur I told my teammates a few minutes ago, ride me to a world championship, I’ll carry all of you. A centaur can do that.
@PetariJ people say A-Rod has two centaur pieces in his house, when in fact he has only one and the other is CC picking up a grounder.
There’s no doubt that the A-Rod centaur paintings are bizarre. Of course, celebrities love the life of excess and have unique…or downright bizarre…tastes.
The Bud Light speaker box lets you plug your iPod into the speaker and use it for a tailgate party. Bud Light has been using the box in their Tailgate approved commercials and now it for sale for roughly $20-$25. The speaker quality is pretty good, it’s disposable, and it comes with the beer.
74 year old bodybuilder Tsutomo Tosaka has been pumping iron for almost 50 years now.
Tosaka’s competed in a competition at the age of 74. This Is Genius greased up the guy who took the video went specifically to meet him and see him take part in the contest.
One thing to keep in mind is that Tsutomo Tosaka is not an aberration, you will see plenty of body builders around the world who are this old and still going full speed at doing weight lifting and participating in competitions.
On Sept 18, two dozen Brother Speed Motorcyle Club members were involved in an accident on I5 according to the Oregon Police. The interstate was closed for hours because of this.
According to eye witnesses, the bikers were behind the cars and because of the traffic the cars and bikes tried to slow down. But instead the bikers collided with the cars and from then on the Domino effect took hold. Because of the collision many bikes were scattered on the pavement.
I am going to present Keisha Nicole Nichols Pics in this article but before I do that, a few words on one of the most unlucky girl of the week.
Any girl would hate being Keisha Nicole Nichols because of the fate played its hand and left her hanging/perching precariously on the dangerous ledge that is marriage.
What the heck is up with Napoleon Death Mask? All my friends are talking about this mask which looks eerily like Napolean.
I will have to find out more about this quickly because I don’t like it when people everywhere are talking about Napoleon Death Mask and I have no clue what the heck this is.
So what I am going to do is, use crowd intelligence to find out what Napoleon Death Mask is. What crowd intelligence means I am going to write this article and request the readers to point me in the right direction using the comments section below.
A man in Houston led the police on a wild goose high speed car chase, driving his vehicle for over 25 miles before pulling up in a parking garage. This is from July 06, 2009.
The driver was in a white colored van and the high speed chase in Houston went on for nearly an hour and zig-zagging through two counties in Houston, Texas.
I know the internet is going all topsy turvy with Michael Jackson’s death but recently my business intelligence unit came across this terminology CPR AEG 10002 Submit Jackson.
Even though we have not been able to place it appropriately so far but if asked to venture a guess, I would say this term also has something to do with Michael Jackson. So what does this term stand for. Lets break it down and see where it leads us.
CPR AEG 10002 Submit Jackson
The first word of the sentence CPR stands for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation and it is an emergency medical procedure for a victim of cardiac arrest or, in some circumstances, respiratory arrest.
OK Magazine paid a kings ransom to buy the photo of Michael Jackson as he lay dying on the emergency services stretcher.
It is a grim photo of King of Pop Michael Jackson when he was in the throes of his last minutes.
Worldwide, the coverage of Whack Jacko has been quite positive as everybody uniformly recognizes the significant contribution Michael made in the field of music.
But tabloids will be tabloids and cannot take this away from them.
Media Week is reporting that international tabloid and magazine OK! paid somewhere in the neighborhood of half mil.
Thats right, about $500,000 for exclusive rights to photos of the dying star as he was rushed to the hospital before he passed away on June 25.
These are not pleasant picture of Michael’s fans want to see him as. Lying helplessly on the emergency stretcher.
What the heck is up with Napoleon Death Mask? All my friends are talking about this mask which looks eerily like Napolean.
I know the internet is going all topsy turvy with Michael Jackson’s death but recently my business intelligence unit came across this terminology CPR AEG 10002 Submit Jackson.
OK Magazine paid a kings ransom to buy the photo of Michael Jackson as he lay dying on the emergency services stretcher.
