What is a hob knocker
If you are looking for the definition of a hob knocker, you have come to the right place.
So the whole debate about this term Hobnocker started at Nicklodeon where it was heard for the first time.
According to some of the sources available online, its a really weird guy. Some kind of a freaky deaky dude. Like a nerd geeky.
Profound Definition
Here is an intellectual meaning of this term – From the late 1800s to the Great Depression, tramps and hobos would build campfires to stay warm and cook meals. They would stir the fire up for the warmth. Thus, a “hobknocker” came to mean a hobo or tramp or one who roamed around, assuming little responsibility and just getting by.
Do you know the meaning of this word? Take a shot below folks. My page won’t bite you.

The definition accually means a person going around hitting people in their privates.Thats the real definition.
ur right so cool
acutally a hobnocker is a really fat person that likes melesting animals.
actually just because its a kids TV show doesnt mean it wouldnt do that type of thing… many “childrens” movies and shows have dirty messages whether they be subliminal or in your face
hobknocker mans a person going around hitting someone i their pirvet areas. thats what it means for sure and i am poitive i priomas!
it is alegal and i know it for a fact for sure.
it dose not mean enything up thare that dume peppol rote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iCarlyfan98 is correct!!!!!
a hob knocker is a guy that goes around hitting people with his pen0s
The urban pholosophy indicates that the Word “HOBB KNOCKER” is in fact A male domanice of some sort going around and wacking people with his willy in there face. its childish and obscene but is to be told as a gester and bullying
They a re both wrong because icarly is a kids show and wont mention this and a hobo is not illegel lmao they made it up
sorry
hahaha I’m sorry but a hobknocker is a real word.
and what it means I’d rather not say but it is illegal.
so right dude my gf is almost a hobknocker
Gary12,u did not have 2 mention tat ur gf is almost a “hob knocker” bcuz there r lil kids readin dis and a “hob knocker” is a person hew hits ppl w/ his private. ur weird. bye
ok well whatever the real definition is for hob knocker it was not appropiate to be on nickloden.. now my 9 year brother and 13 year old sister are going around calling everyone a hob knocker..this was just wrong…i am 23 and when they told me what it was my jaw dropped down to the ground and then laughed…but then once i thought about it my younger sister and brother are going around saying it now.
I have absolutely no idea what it means but my son and his friend have been saying it every ten seconds, along with “I hate Americans.” Which I’m not very pleased about but hobknockers is kind of funny at least the first twenty thousand times.
Please tell me!!!!!!!!!!Its driving me crazy not knowing!!!!!!!!
if you really want to know what it means that look it up.
sorry i meant to say then look it up!!!
sorry i meant to say then look it up!!duh!
it is a hobo that lives outside of buildings
well sorry mike but that is not what it means!!!!! read these comments and find out!!!
Um… it means something NOT illegal. It is not a bad word. But just don’t start saying it around people. I heard that iCarly is getting sued!
I am sad that that is happening.
But hobknocker is kind of -no, cross ‘kind of’ out- inappropiate.
well Kimberly if icarly is getting or got sued than why r they making new icarlys
plz plz plz plz tell me!!!!!ive heard that its inapppropiate but im not so sure………………………………………PLZ PLZ PLZ TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is a person that hits other people in the privets
That is so grose… Me and my friends have ben thinking of what that was…
your the best
now im thinking about HOTDOGS!!!!!!
I personally don’t think that iCarly would say it if that’s what it means. And that isn’t even illegal. (But it is rude.) iCarly is a harmless show for kids and I’m 99.9% positive that that is NOT the real meaning. Nickelodeon would NOT put that meaning on a children’ show. They just wouldn’t do it.
hobnokcer is an illegal and gross thing to do. And also ICarly is a teenage show and not a little kids even tho my cousin watches it is not right.Even tho i wach icarly, True Jackson, Amanda said a baddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd word.
I watch i carly with my kids (8,7,&4) all the time and they laughed at the word hobknocker just like I did. I think its harmless and I think some people are over reacting. When I first herd the word I pictured a goblim like guy with a large nose so I’m gonna believe that is the def. Since that’s what I pictured any ways. I would rather have my kids say hobknocker more Than some of the other stuff I hear kids saying. Just think they can be cussing at leats hobknocker is a funny word. Its up to the parent to teach their kids the right time to use it or to not use the word at all. And one last note. To all the people shocked by this episoed and saying it was out line don’t tell me you never watched roger rabbit when you were a kids. Go back and watch it now, you will notice a lot of stuff that you didn’t when you were a kid, just like a lot of kids aren’t gonna remember this episode a few months from now.
I’m only nine years old but when I heard them say hobnocker, I didn’t go around calling people it. I actually kind of laughed when Sam said it was illegal, too. Don’t overreact people. And don’t blame iCarly. iCarly was just having some with that British dude Wade Collins. If ANYONE is to blame for your kids saying it, it’s you. If you don’t like them saying it, and your too lazy to raise them the right way so they won’t say it, don’t let them watch. Plus, look back on some of your old cartoons. They had even worse dialogue! So chill out.
It’s kind of like a hobit with a club picking his nose and knocking on your door. That’s just one theory……Or, maybe its just GIBBERISH and you should stop making such a big deal over it. Don’t you have anything better to do with your life?!?
What is a hobknocker!?!? Ahhhhhh!
I am writing this for my six year old son Charles who wanted to know what a Hobnocker was. We came online searching and once we read all the definitions he decided he wanted me to post his idea. here it is Hobnocker: it is a person that knocks on peoples doors and he knocks a whole bunch of times and runs away. If anyone answers the door he says the words “Chicken boc boc booooc”
A hobknocker is a hooker/prostitute who hits their client in the testicles with (something) and takes all their money… after having sex with them again…
didnt need to know that
Its a person doin sumthin nasty in a public restroom that’s wat definition u got off the internet
stop acting so stupid over this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
really it is someone hitting someone else in the private. OUCH!!!!
i think its a hobo/hoe who kicks a man/woman in there bad area and takes there money after doing them.
a hob knocker is someone who pees or poos in someone else`s mouth
Ok that is Just gross you should not EVER put any thing like that on any website and I’m only 8 years old this website should sue you for putting something so gros on a website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid 8 year old, learn about run on sentances.
I replied to my selfe. heh heh heh.
omg tat is kinda funny,but REALLY gross! OMG r u like a pervert or rapist? ok listen,how do u no tat 4 sure? y wood u put sumthing up like tat on da internet? there r only like 4,5,6,7,8,and 9 yr olds on here! WTF! U r like so wrong! dummy!
this is hilarious!!!!!!! hahahahahah your all hob nokers maybe oh and sice your all so bored look my name up
ohoh i’m sorry this is what i ment to say your all hob nockers and since your so bored look up my name bonita perra
A hobknocker is a person who goes around masturbating in gererally public places
everybody calm down i have done a lot of research and a hobknocker is not someone who hits people in the private parts it is someone who hits people with their private parts particularly guys. and yes it is illegal
hi jill
wade collins as we all know should very well be arrested
that is so true thats the best one i’ve heard today no wait it’s the best one I’ve heard ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
his real name is Alex Schemmer
After hearing this word I thought about it and decided to do some research on it. I found three definitions.
A mischevious goblin
One who goes and hits others in the private areas
One who hits you with his private parts
stop look up the word hob nocker you don’t have anything elses to do insted looking up hob nocker it is illegal and groos so stop looking it up it is a dumb word but stop watching icarly because there saying a bad word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all a hobnocker is is a person who has nothin better to do with there lifes and acts like a hobo…
seriosly i got it from a web site i dont remember the name of it though..
and no i carly is not bein sued
get real people =p
i think hobnocker means a hobo who goes nocking on peoples doors
we all need to just calmb down about this stupied word hobnocker if you dont like it why are yall all interested about what it means.and anywho it means a boy hitting a girl in the face with his penos repetedly.yes i know what it means carly is my sisters chat friend on some web site.
i know i made that sound soooooooooooooooooooooooo harsh but seriously dont yall have any thing better to do than look up hobnocker.
whats your last name skylar
bye
A hobnocker is a is like a hobo (a mean person). It is also a type of machine that spits out wood or something like that. I think?
i dont get what the big deal is but i believe it is something gross and not legle!!
hob nocker either means drugs guns nerdy geek or loser this whole debate though is really stupid if you say it all the time people will think your a hob knocker. it may not even be a real word. so just stop talking about it
You stupid hobnockers a hobnocker is someone that goes around hitting people in there areas (privates) and thats that how nasty
shame one you hobnockers
For all the people who said they said the definition on icarly they didnt sam whispered it in their ear. Its a person who slaps a persons face.
thats so ewwwwwwwww
it means animal raper, i looked it up and correct match!!!! i heard icarly getting sued
so i’m seriously cracking up reading all of these posts from people. you guys are getting all worked up over something stupid that was said on a stupid television show xD another note, a lot of you can’t spell, but thats okay. just pointing it out.
ok u guys r overeacting! hob-knocker was made up but some weird people made up more crazy definitions to make everyone go crazy.
and older cartoons/shows that u had when u were little r more aldultish then this! GET OVER WITH IT PEOPLE!!!
you are so right
i am wade collins
you r so rite
yo wat up
It really bugged me when I didn’t know what Hob Knocker meant, and they were saying it was gross and illegal, so you HAD to know. I’ve heard many definitions but actually READ one in a book,
Hob Knocker: A hairy man or woman, who in their spare time molest small animals, and sometimes elephants, they also like llamas; illegal in Britain
That’s what the books says…
Don’t over react to iCarly referring to Hob Knockers, it’s a funny word and they mean no harm. If a 7 year old walks around and says Hob Knockers, they probably don’t mean it in a bad way, and they most likely have no idea what the heck it means!
I was just watching that episode on TV and I think Wade Collins should be arrested
no he shouldnt all he did was say it it doesnt mean he is one also he had to follow a script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha i am too. People are so funny sometimes.
Sorry that was supposed to say that wade collins is a character on a tv show. He’s not a real person, and I hope you know that.
Wade Collins is a character on a tv show. He’s not a real person. I hope you know that.
HIS REAL NAME IS ALEX SCHEMMER I LOOKED IT UP LAST NIGHT ON WIKI ANWSERS
cj you r so right people are acting stuppid
That’s a terrible thing to say but it is true I know a kid whoes a hobnocker that lives down the street from me (he’s also a 6th grader and has a crush on me) and I’m 13 years old so it’s really weird and I mean the neardy geeky hobnocker not the hobo meaning.
I just think that everyone is over reacting, its just a word. I understand it has a meaning, but obviously to there are so many interpretations no one really knows. There could be worse words children can be saying.
A hob nocker is very discusting! It is a real word and at least on nick they didnt say what a hodnocker is! every one I know asked me what a hodnocker is and I said I would rather not say!I told them to look it up.
HobKnocker! Hob Knocker is not actually a word or phrase, in english or american english. Looks like it’s made up guys and gals.
All the best from England!!!
Hob-Knocker – When a Guy hits you in the Face with his Penis.
Hob-Knocker – One who goes around Hitting People hard in the Testicles.
Hob-Knocker – When a Guy takes his Penis and harshly slaps a Sexual Partner across the Face.
Hob-Knocker – Some one who likes to have Sex with Animals.
Hob-Knocker – Something gross and illegal.
I think hobknocker means somebody who talks about somebody`s privet.
Ok u guys ar all wrong I think
I think I didn’t have time to read
all of them, a hobnocker is someone
that melest animals and does something
” illigel and gross”
omg icarly is not a bad web show because of this!!!!!!!!!! ya they said hobnocker but they didnt give the definition and its not a bad word!!!!! the worst word they said on icarly was holly crap and thats not a bad word srsly. cuz i went on the school computers and we had to look up the anatomy and junk and there wuz this thing about poop and they listed a couple of words meaning poop and they put crap! and yes it was a kids website and a hobnocker is gross and illegal. it is some dude who hits people with his shlong.
and yes, that is illegal unless it is in private but in public its completely illegal
ya it is illegal. haha anybody here watch beavis and butthead?
and ya it iz illegals
what is the website called
Actually, icarly is really trying to appeal to older kids. For example, they talk about bras a lot. Although; hob nocker was very inapropriate for the nickelodeon show.
PEOPLE! hob nocker is just a slang word ! just like “homie”. seriously. stop getting overworked!!
how do you people know all this?????
Chris when u said they poop and pee in people mouth I was laughing so hard that I choked
A hobknocker is Wade Collies. duh
he said it all the time
nvm the one above
a hobknocker is a hobo that knocks on doors looking for a home
stop obsesing over it i mean seriously nobody knows what it means so realy.Even if sombody does know the def. we wouldn’t know if it was true because yall have posted so many definitions.Realy drop it!!!!!!!!!! And if yall don’t like what i said i’m sorry but i wont change what ive said & stop with the innapropiate answers kids look on here.
Good bye and good ridance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A HOB KNOCKA is a
foreign GUY you rapes
ANIMALS.
Its GROSS
&&&&& ILLEGAL.
AND THINK ABOUT IT…
A FORIGN GUY, ON ICARLY, ITS A BRITISH GUY IN THE USA
SO HE IS FORIEGN, AND HE WOULD KNOW.
HAHA GET IT??
im a hobb knocker hehehehehehehe
According to Websters Online Dictionary, a hobnocker is the act of drinking alternately to one another. Here is a drink to you, here is a drink to me, etc.
WADE COLLINS IS A HOBNOCKER!
he is lol
WADE COLLINS IS A HOBNOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid hobnockers doing crazy things(whatever hobnockers do 2 have fun)lol:-) <3 <3
Dudes,and Dudetts,I think I found out wat Hob-Knocker means! I talked 2 mi firend,and thought it waz a person hew hits hobos in the face w/ that person hands,feet,etc but anyways,I really think dis is tha definition! I didnt even have 2 look it up! cuz my firend and I have the most bestest and greatest minds eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so hahahahhaa blah blah u pplz! suckers! peace out from Brooke,and K.C.