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Zombie Strippers can dance better…

Zombie Strippers can dance better… no, really! Freddy Krugar’s famed Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson (Who is actually a real life porn artist) proved it so.

This is one movie that has left people divided, while a vast majority of people just don’t know know what to do or say about it other than WTF?! And who can the world blame for this weird idea? George Bush. Apparently in the not so distant future, while serving his fourth term, Bush wages war on a whole host of countries, suspends congress and goes completely bezerk and turns evil. It is during this time that he runs out of soldiers and gives the green light to a virus project that brings the dead to life.

Step aside mere humans... a new dancer is in town

You can guess what happens next. Long story short, dead zombies bite scientists who created virus, dead scientist bite living soldier who comes to wipe out the virus, living solider becomes walking dead solider, goes and bites the best ever stripper on the planet i.e. Jenna Jameson and doesn’t just turn her into another walking dead but also bestows upon her perfect behind the powers of dance that no stripper can achieve while they are fully aliv.

Some hate it, others love it. But at the end of the day the movie is just a B grade production that makes a mockery of itself while trying to make a mockery of the previous government. For most Zombie lovers out there this movie is sacrilege. For those who love porn, the women are ugly and for those who had nothing better to do… well the movie helped kill time. This movie can easily be classified as a car crash, no one likes em, hardly any of us can tear our eyes away from em.

Another reason some people like it is Roxy Saint, who didn’t just act in the movie but also gave the soundtrack for it. Her in your face style and DVD release instead of a CD are what brought her into the public eye.

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