IN MEMORY OF THE MOST FAMOUS PITCHMAN IN AMERICA, THIS NEWSPAPERÂ IS ANNOUNCING HIS DEATH THE WAY BILLY MAYS WOULD HAVE SOLD IT – L O U D.
Enough of it, I can’t do this any more so let me settle back into the usual lower case caps but you get the drift.
All american hall of famer salesman par excellence Billy Mays was prounced dead yesterday and if the news at dead is any popularity index, then Billy Mays is way up there.
Billy Mays is definitely going to be missed but I am not sure if I would like the idea of his infomercials being shown to eternity.
Here’s another thought – how do you think Billy Mays Eulogy will be read? Will the person who reads it, say it or will he shout it?
Billy Mays you are going to be missed sorely. Billy Mays was a great human being and I have no doubt about it.
How did Billy Mays Die? There is talk that he bumped his head on a rough flight and this may have added to the cause. But we will wait till the autopsy results are in before make any claims.
If you liked Billy Mays and are going to miss him sorely, leave him a comment below and show some love.
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